Today I attempted to swing in a children's tire swing. Mark refused to push me out of utter shame, so I had to push myself until I went in circles. I pushed myself hard enough that I gained some sort of centripetal force and couldn't stop spinning. Mark didn't stop me, so I had to drag my feet and ever-so-slowly gain my equilibrium. I tried to get out, but alas, I was stuck......
In a children's tire swing.......
In a park full of children and their normal and not-socially-inept parents........
New low...,
